Compulsory Prayer in Schools
In this fast-paced, high-pressure society, complete obsequiousness to our Olympian lords has become a necessity. If our children are to be brought up in a world where former children are not cursed by the Gods to be idiots, prayer to our goddess Athena should be compulsory in all public schools. This next generation of students is doomed to a future full of blathering idiots, and recently blathering corpses unless a program of mandatory worship is established. Our easily-tempered gods, who are known to be trigger-happy with powers, are displeased by the majority of today's "in-your-face," "rage-against-the-machine" youth, and it is a wonder that they haven't taken action already. Some radicals, however, foolishly think differently about this most pressing issue; their arguments should be taken as ludicrous affronts to our lords.
Some heretic pigs disagree with me for various reasons. One concern is that a mandatory worship program in public schools would violate the separation of church and state rules of our constitution. Another concern is that the idea of compulsory worship is, in it self, is a heathen idea, which would be met with divine retribution. Lastly, some deviants believe that Greek culture, our gods included, is silly, because not only did the Greeks as a society ultimately fall, but they also liked to run around naked, grapes in hand, which is viewed as "naughty" by today's constrictive standards. These concerns outlandishly preposterous, as I will explain in the coming paragraphs.
The first concern that I will address is the possible violation of the first amendment to our constitution, in particular, the "separation of church and state" clause. The truth of the matter is that our lord did not approve o ...